A small microscopic virus has taken control of my stomach, holding me hostage to its will. After ravaging my stomach it decided to make merry in my intestines. The result has been bodily fluids being produced from every orifice possible. I have been worshiping the porcelain god.
Just to show that it did not single me out, it also attacked Katie, Mark, Linda and Courtney. The verdict is still out on Rick, Jeff, Lauren and Matt. About every 12 hours a new person succumbs to its powerful enticement. I will spare you the rest of the gory details.
Just to show that it did not single me out, it also attacked Katie, Mark, Linda and Courtney. The verdict is still out on Rick, Jeff, Lauren and Matt. About every 12 hours a new person succumbs to its powerful enticement. I will spare you the rest of the gory details.
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