Saturday, August 23, 2008

A New Bottle

For the last 12 months Katie has closely observed that 3 out of 4 adults in her life have a beverage of choice that comes in a silver can with red lettering. Katie has noted that those adults consume large quantities of this beverage, and every morning it is the first thing both mommy and grandma reach for. Katie has also noted that when heads are turned, Lauren and Mark swipe sips of both mommy and grandma's beverages, leading mommy and grandma to believe they actually consume larger quantities of the beverage than they actually do. By using her superior powers of reasoning, Katie has concluded that this beverage must be of some importance, due to the high demand placed upon its consumption.

Katie conned grandpa into giving her her first sip of that mysterious beverage in the silver can with red lettering, also know as Diet Coke, so that she could join the Diet Coke following that exisits in her house. One sip was all it took and a new addict was born.



Now whenever Katie see a Diet Coke can, she begs for a sip. For those of you seeking to cut back on your Diet Coke consumption, might I recommend allowing three children to drink from you can, the result will be only a sip or two for you.

2 comments:

Arianne said...

cutest little coke addict I've ever seen!

Ciarran said...

I'm calling child services...