Mark by the Numbers

A week in the life of Mark:
7 Number of Thomas trains Mark received for going poopy in the potty. (one a day is the limit)
2 Number of times Mark peeed on the carpet and mommy had to clean it up.
14 Number of times mommy swept the kitchen after Mark ate at the bar
3 Number of times mommy had to vacuum the rug under the kitchen table after Mark ate. (Actually I could have vacuumed it everytime after Mark ate).
6 Number of times mommy had to clean up some sort of liquid Mark spilled on the floor.
2 Number of times Mark gagged on a piece of plastic from a old candy cane he was eating, which resulted in an unmentionable substance on the kitchen floor mommy had to clean up.
23 Number of wipes used by mommy this week to clean Mark up after eating.
19 Number of wipes Mark tried to flush down the toilet after attempting to wipe himself, which of course resulted in a clogged toilet.
21 Number of hours Mark spent playing with his Thomas trains.
5 Number of times Mark watched Thomas' Halloween Adventure.
4 Number of arguments Mark had with Lauren, which resulted in one or both of them being separated from the group.
8 Number of times Mark asked, very loudly I might add, "Is Church over?" during Sacrament meeting.
Countless: Number of hugs, kisses and loves Mark gave his mommy this week.